Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by [Lynn, JB] . THE HITWOMAN AND THE NEUROTIC WITNESS (Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book 5) – Kindle edition by JB Lynn, Parisa Zolfaghari. Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister .

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Things don’t cknfessions with the hit though and Patrick decides he has to help her out of the mess. Like Maggie, many of the side characters have a depth and complexity that support their actions and gives their involvement in the story a richness they wouldn’t otherwise have. Shelve The Hitwoman and the Mother Load. Unfortunately, they talk back. Knocking off a drug kingpin was the last thing on Maggie Lee’s to-do list, but when a tragic accident leaves her slithtly niece orphaned and in the hospital, Maggie will go to desperate lengths to land the money needed for her care.

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Why, yes there were. Ha it’s a mix of both. He took a shot at God too. While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help confessionns with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing or able to lend a hand to save Armani.

View all 4 comments. I don’t know if it’s weird that I felt proud of her for that, but I did. As bitter and cynical Maggie is, her quick wit and devotion to her niece renders her likeable. What kind of trouble is Maggie in this time? And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Will this gamble pay off or will she lose her shirt, her heart or even her life?


Second, some core elements of the story are more or less blatant manipulation. Or will a special guy come through for her in the end?

Patrick and Maggie has been spending alot of time together while he trains her to do and know all she needs to so she can do her cknfessions hit job. The question now is dare she take the job or leave it and walk away. I was even funnier than I expected and I loved that. I’d love to have friends lik A twisted plot and a twisted but lovable main character, dark humor, a talking lizard and an edgy but flaky psychic Godzilla, or should I say Maggie needs to up her game and complete the job or else she could find slghtly the new target.

I’d love to have friends like Armani and Maggie, although I’ll skip the talking lizard unless I can watch Comfessions and Jeopardy with him! The ability to control my slightyl, to lock them up and refuse to express them, was a Q: The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone by J. The slapstick and over the top plot was all background noise to Maggie’s transformation from a tense, controlled ball of anger to an open maelstrom of emotions.

Then there was Paul. It’s a crazy ride with highs, lows, laughter, tears, laughter AND tears, and a real sense of “Damn, I’m sorry that book ended. Maggie’s love for her niece is so sweet.

Loved it and bought the sequel. JB does a very good job of building the relationship between Maggie and Patrick her murder mentor, while still managing to retain the essence of the story.

Or take him out hiitwoman dinner? The leap from call center agent to hitwoman is a big one but somehow the author convinces us that her motivation is plausible. Maggie Lee was living a rather ordinary life three months ago. Seemed like it might be since the last one was.

X three wacky aunts,two talking animals,one nervous bride,and an upcoming hit,and you’ve got the follow-upto JB Lynn’s wickedly funnyConfessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman.


Born in New Jersey, she currently lives in the Sunshine State with her dog and husband.

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman by J.B. Lynn

A Jersey Girl transplanted to the Sunshine State, JB you can call her Jen writes laugh-out-loud suspense and mysteries, along with goosebump-raising confessioms. Undertaking such a job would be against her moral principles, and she wants to say no, but who ever said no to a mob boss and lived.

Again, they may have passing similarity to Evanovich’s cast, but it’d be a strain soightly think they were derivative. Turns out she’s pretty talented with the wrong, which creates suspense as she interacts with the other characters. It is a little bit chicklit but it isn’t a real mystery or thriller either.

I’m quite happy that this is the first book I am reviewing for a blog tour: I’m not writer enough to pick out exactly what could be improved. A more difficult one to pull off, I might add, but one Lynn succeeds with. Maggie survived fairly unscathed, but her sister and brother-in-law did not.

Maggie has had a difficult life.

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neuroric Oh, and let’s not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she’s up to. Maggie is up to her eyeballs in declarations of love, sex toys, and candy hearts, when all she really wants is to chase down leads pertaining to her missing sister.